On this glorious day of April 1, we would like to take the time to introduce a brand-new feature on Robablog. We've been working really hard on it and we want you to see it.

It's called RubABog, and is the latest expansion of our online enterprise.

The way it works is very simple. All you do is click the print button, retrieve a copy of the home-page or post from your printer, go to your bathroom and take a huge dump. That's right. Oooh. Doesn't that feel good? Oh yeah. Then, you use the printout to wipe your own arse.

We hope this has greatly expanded your use of Robablog, we're working on many more brand-new features - and this is only the beginning of the most successful product since GMail Paper :-)