Hi / What student elections REALLY mean

Hi all. (That got that out of the way.)

WHAT STUDENT ELECTIONS REALLY MEAN
Shocking truth revealed

Wouldn't you know it, the student elections rolled round today. I know this because I got slapped in the face by a dirty politician. His name's James, and he built some mud huts in Africa for a while so that they could store illegally poached ivory. He appears to be dirty - and I wonder what that says about his policies. "I'm part of the dirt that collects between the floorboards." "I'm gritty, I get in your eyes." That's epic Robin. <>. That's incomprehensible. Callum. Mel chips in "A baby with armbands." Not especially epic.

Sadly, I'm not in the mood to be coerced into voting by being slapped around the face with someone elses virtuous existance. Good day.