Translation

Original English Text:
Robablog is going nowhere and has never been anywhere. I have spoken the truth and you know it Callum Vincent.
Translated to French:
Robablog va nulle part et n'a n'importe où jamais été. J'ai parlé la vérité et vous la savez Callum Vincent.

Translated back to English:
Robablog goes nowhere and never was anywhere. I spoke the truth and know it to you Callum Vincent.

Translated to German:
Robablog geht nirgendwo und war nie überall. Ich sprach die Wahrheit und kenne sie zu Ihnen Callum Vincent.

Translated back to English:
Robablog does not go anywhere and was never everywhere. I spoke the truth and know her to you Callum Vincent.

Translated to Italian:
Robablog non va da nessuna parte e non era mai dappertutto. Ho parlato la verità e la conosco a voi Callum Vincent.

Translated back to English:
Robablog does not go from no part and it was not never everywhere. I have spoken the truth and I know it to you Callum Vincent.

Translated to Portuguese:
Robablog não vai de nenhuma parte e não era nunca em toda parte. Eu falei a verdade e eu sei-lhea Callum Vincent.

Translated back to English:
Robablog does not go of no part and it was not never in all part. I said the truth and I know-lhea Callum Vincent.

Translated to Spanish:
Robablog no va de ninguna parte y nunca no estaba en toda la partición. Dije que la verdad y yo sabemos-lhea a Callum Vincent.

Translated back to English:
Robablog does not go of any part and it never was in all the partition. I said that the truth and I know-lhea to Callum Vincent.

On this glorious day of April 1, we would like to take the time to introduce a brand-new feature on Robablog. We've been working really hard on it and we want you to see it.

It's called RubABog, and is the latest expansion of our online enterprise.

The way it works is very simple. All you do is click the print button, retrieve a copy of the home-page or post from your printer, go to your bathroom and take a huge dump. That's right. Oooh. Doesn't that feel good? Oh yeah. Then, you use the printout to wipe your own arse.

We hope this has greatly expanded your use of Robablog, we're working on many more brand-new features - and this is only the beginning of the most successful product since GMail Paper :-)

Robablog Never Ends

Tbh I don't were ever give up on this. 

Everytime we login to gmail we are tempted to blogger by the fact that were already logged in. Then we will check our other blogs/following blogs and notice robablog.

A flood of joy and glee to the power of 9000 will rush over us as we uncover the secret land that we had forgotten. Remembered once more we will feel inclined to make a spontanious post that will settle all things down and make the world correct again.

Robablog will last forever. Well at least until we start using a different email client :P

Physics: OVER 9000!!!

I think that it's upsetting how we're giving up on this.

Pink?

Pink... The colour of the devil. Of Jamaica.
So pink is the colour for the blog.

So now that's out the way,
SUVAT. Physics and suvat = yay! [/sarcasm]

Neither of them check the blog anymore. I think its disgraceful. They are right next to me and still not bothering..

Terrible.

Physics: OVER 9000!!!

Aniversary Special

Shocking truth revealed.

I think that now the blog has reached its first Saturday it's deserving of an anniversary. Over the past few days, we've created so many posts that it has now become the most productive blog ever. Wow.

At this point I also would like to thank all of our followers (all 2 of them) for all the support and feedback they've given us to help make the blog better.

AND WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GET RID OF THE GOD-DAMNED PINK! IT'S THE COLOUR THAT SATAN'S CHILDREN WEAR!!!!!

Physics: OVER 9000!!!

Richard Doesn't Check The Blog

How are we supposed to stay in touch >?

Richard is sitting right next to me and he still won't check the damn blog

Materials Presentation Fun

Well we've done all our Physics presentations today and yesterday. It weren't too bad. The clock went mad in mine :P

Topics : Titanium, Hip Replacement, Aerogel, Superconductors, Carbon Fibre, Diamond, Rubber, Tungeston 

Aerogel was the best tbh :) Yay weekend tommorow. We are going ice skating, that should be funny. Atm I'm debating whether or not to go home. Probs won't tbh, theres not much to do at home either. 

Plus Mel's a skiving

Callum doesn't check the blog

Shocking truth revealed.

CALLUM DOES NOT CHECK THE BLOG! hOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO STAY IN tOUCH! wE ONLY SIT ON THE SAME TABLE!

Past physics theories
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The massive gravity world destroyer.
Copper lightning absorbeds wrapped around buildings
Throwing people across rooms
Superconducting rooms with metal suits
The end of the world... again
Metal bullet magnetic deflection fights
oh and B + J = YES!
various other death defying physics of doom....

Have fun!

Loving relationship

Shocking truth revealed.

OhhhMG. These people in physics are all destined to be bunched together, like grapes in reverse. There is these two lovely people (I've spoken to them both). One looks like :-)+ and the other looks like #-). I think they should be together because one of their names begins with B and the other with J. Nuff said.

THE SIGNIFICANCE OF 9000

Shocking truth revealed.

What is the significance of 9000? 9000? 9000 is a number that drives me crazy, but 9001 drives me crazier (is that a word? - I think so.)

If YOU know the signficance of 9000 please tell me before I die (estimated to be 2069)

Physics the Fun

Log of todays physics lesson :

• Fun with polymer stretching
  
• Mel's gone insane....AGAIN....
• The blog was started!
• Currently there are slightly OVER 9000!! Pins in Mel's "Pin Finger"
• We have played with springy molecule thing]
• I've charged laptop 5158
• Mel has gmail
• Richard created an awesome post

News just in! Barney and Jess would make an excellent couple!

Physics: OVER 9000!!!

Don't ask us! We know nothing!

Hi / What student elections REALLY mean

Hi all. (That got that out of the way.)

WHAT STUDENT ELECTIONS REALLY MEAN
Shocking truth revealed

Wouldn't you know it, the student elections rolled round today. I know this because I got slapped in the face by a dirty politician. His name's James, and he built some mud huts in Africa for a while so that they could store illegally poached ivory. He appears to be dirty - and I wonder what that says about his policies. "I'm part of the dirt that collects between the floorboards." "I'm gritty, I get in your eyes." That's epic Robin. <>. That's incomprehensible. Callum. Mel chips in "A baby with armbands." Not especially epic.

Sadly, I'm not in the mood to be coerced into voting by being slapped around the face with someone elses virtuous existance. Good day.